Hey all!
I hope you all enjoyed your weekend. Isn't it funny how I keep adressing myself to so many people, when there's about 2 people reading this blog once in a blue moon?
Anyway, it's Sunday, and we all know what that means. Depression. I doesn't matter how many plans you have on a Sunday, there' always a TINY thought in the back of your head CONSTANTLY reminding you that tomorrow it's all starting again... Well, NOT ANYMORE!
I'm actually looking forward to work tomorrow! Usually, I would be HAUNTED by homework, tests, exams and assignments, but now, I don't have to worry about any of that. A lot of people (and by that I mean my parents, uncles, aunts, grandparents and then some) tell me that a gap year only makes things worse, because you get so used to just working and earning money. I honestly understand what they mean. Even though I am REALLY excited about New York and all, I have to say that just the thought of exams and homework really makes me SICK. I suppose it'll be okay after a while... After all, i'm gonna study something I really LIKE.
I'm off now. Gonna play Wii with my brother. I bought a Nintendo Wii a couple of days ago, and I love it! My arm hurts a lot, though.. Probably from swinging it back and forth for HOURS every day.
Later, I plan to go bowling with my friends in Stavanger city. My friend Victoria came back from Oslo yesterday, so I'm really looking forward to seeing her again, and to beat her in bowling of course! ;)
Thats all for now, and to all you suckers who still go to school; Have a LOVELY Sunday!
-PEACE!
søndag 27. september 2009
lørdag 26. september 2009
Weekend!
Good morning!
It's finally Satuday, and lord knows i have waited. Don't get me wrong, I like my new job, it's just that after 5 long days of kids crying, fighting, nagging, constantly jumping ON me and so on, it's nice to have a couple of days off to re-load for next week.
During the last two weekends I have worked on the film project, so this weekend I have absolutely nothing planned, my schedule (If i had one..) is empty! And you know what? ...I LOVE IT!
I have another issue to discuss (with myself?!) today... How come i never EVER wake up without being friggin' tired? I mean, come on! During the week the only thing I dream about is being able to shut off that FUCKING alarm and just go back to sleep. But when Saturday morning finally comes, I just don't feel re-loaded when I wake up! You know? I still feel tired! Maybe it's like a curse. That I'll NEVER wake up and go: "aaaaaaahh! :D I am AWAKE! WeeHooo!" (Not that i necessarily would say that out loud... alone.. lame.)
It's the 26th today, which means that the Green Day concert in Oslo spektrum is only 16 days away! It's funny how this concert makes me feel TORN.
(yes, torn.. I love using that word!)
TORN between being able to see and hear my favourite musicians of all time LIVE,
and being squeezed to death in between two large sweaty men jumping up and down. I mean, let's face it! I'm not a big person! What if I DO get squeezed?! What do I say?
"Ehm, excuse me, large man? Could you please move away, because you're hurting me... Ouch". If people asked ME to move away after 5-8 hours of waiting and after finally having found a somewhat comfortable position, I would tell them: "Eeh, I'm thinking NO, so... get the HELL outta here."
I guess it'll be allright. What's most important to me, is to hear them live. I mean, it's Green Day!
Ladies and Gentlemen, Kristian has done it again.
Maybe one day I will write significantly shorter, and write something displaying at least a little HINT of sanity.
Maybe,
maybe not,
maybe snue,
maybe snått.
(Norwegian poem from the 19th century, which means that Øvre Hamrane 3, someone's throwing up right now.. ;)
Peace out, and ENJOY the WEEKEND!
(except you losers in Oman who just started another week today. MOAHA!)
*lolwoworoflmao*
It's finally Satuday, and lord knows i have waited. Don't get me wrong, I like my new job, it's just that after 5 long days of kids crying, fighting, nagging, constantly jumping ON me and so on, it's nice to have a couple of days off to re-load for next week.
During the last two weekends I have worked on the film project, so this weekend I have absolutely nothing planned, my schedule (If i had one..) is empty! And you know what? ...I LOVE IT!
I have another issue to discuss (with myself?!) today... How come i never EVER wake up without being friggin' tired? I mean, come on! During the week the only thing I dream about is being able to shut off that FUCKING alarm and just go back to sleep. But when Saturday morning finally comes, I just don't feel re-loaded when I wake up! You know? I still feel tired! Maybe it's like a curse. That I'll NEVER wake up and go: "aaaaaaahh! :D I am AWAKE! WeeHooo!" (Not that i necessarily would say that out loud... alone.. lame.)
It's the 26th today, which means that the Green Day concert in Oslo spektrum is only 16 days away! It's funny how this concert makes me feel TORN.
(yes, torn.. I love using that word!)
TORN between being able to see and hear my favourite musicians of all time LIVE,
and being squeezed to death in between two large sweaty men jumping up and down. I mean, let's face it! I'm not a big person! What if I DO get squeezed?! What do I say?
"Ehm, excuse me, large man? Could you please move away, because you're hurting me... Ouch". If people asked ME to move away after 5-8 hours of waiting and after finally having found a somewhat comfortable position, I would tell them: "Eeh, I'm thinking NO, so... get the HELL outta here."
I guess it'll be allright. What's most important to me, is to hear them live. I mean, it's Green Day!
Ladies and Gentlemen, Kristian has done it again.
Maybe one day I will write significantly shorter, and write something displaying at least a little HINT of sanity.
Maybe,
maybe not,
maybe snue,
maybe snått.
(Norwegian poem from the 19th century, which means that Øvre Hamrane 3, someone's throwing up right now.. ;)
Peace out, and ENJOY the WEEKEND!
(except you losers in Oman who just started another week today. MOAHA!)
*lolwoworoflmao*
fredag 18. september 2009
Update!
What's crackin' folks?! (OMG I like TOTALLY pulled that off!)
At this point I bet you (and when I say you, I mean an estimated 200 000 people following my blog with burning passion every day!) are wondering why I haven't written anything in so long... To all of you I can only say; life is BUSY!
I would by the way like to THANK the first person who has ever requested that I updated my blog EVER!(Sarang hae, Mulan!;) I know that it takes two to tango, but I am currently damaged due to back problems.. Hopefully we will one day make it to the tango championship together!!
I've gotten a job in an elementary school. It's a blast really, It's so weird being at work withOUT constantly thinking : "ok, now I only have to be here for 3 more hours (...) and now 2 hours and 55 minutes!"... the days go by so fast, which can only mean that I am enjoying myself in my new job.. so .. YAY!
The job is mostly in "SFO", which means "Skolefritidsordning" (School-Freetime-organization-omg-that-translation-was-so-bad-but-whatever.). In Norway, most parents pay a certain amount a month for their children to stay in school a couple of hours extra AFTER school, because school usually ends around 1 in Norway (from 1st to 4th grade at least).. However, I've also been offered a LOT of hours as an assistent and as a sub-teacher, which means more experience, and more MONEY!
Other than that I am taking part in a film project with Rogaland Theater. We are 16 people from 16 to 19 years old, and we're all working in groups with different directors. Some of them are really well known as well! My group works with the director of the popular Norwegian movie "Mannen som elsket Yngve" (The man who loved Yngve), Stian Kristiansen. I love this project! I learn SO much about acting in front of a camera, and how to make "fake" written situations real. I mean, this is pretty much what I want to do with my life, so I look at this as SUCH an opportunity!
Once again I meant to write a short update, but ended up with an essay..
I shall strive to publish more random thoughts and happenings from now on!
Peace out!
At this point I bet you (and when I say you, I mean an estimated 200 000 people following my blog with burning passion every day!) are wondering why I haven't written anything in so long... To all of you I can only say; life is BUSY!
I would by the way like to THANK the first person who has ever requested that I updated my blog EVER!(Sarang hae, Mulan!;) I know that it takes two to tango, but I am currently damaged due to back problems.. Hopefully we will one day make it to the tango championship together!!
I've gotten a job in an elementary school. It's a blast really, It's so weird being at work withOUT constantly thinking : "ok, now I only have to be here for 3 more hours (...) and now 2 hours and 55 minutes!"... the days go by so fast, which can only mean that I am enjoying myself in my new job.. so .. YAY!
The job is mostly in "SFO", which means "Skolefritidsordning" (School-Freetime-organization-omg-that-translation-was-so-bad-but-whatever.). In Norway, most parents pay a certain amount a month for their children to stay in school a couple of hours extra AFTER school, because school usually ends around 1 in Norway (from 1st to 4th grade at least).. However, I've also been offered a LOT of hours as an assistent and as a sub-teacher, which means more experience, and more MONEY!
Other than that I am taking part in a film project with Rogaland Theater. We are 16 people from 16 to 19 years old, and we're all working in groups with different directors. Some of them are really well known as well! My group works with the director of the popular Norwegian movie "Mannen som elsket Yngve" (The man who loved Yngve), Stian Kristiansen. I love this project! I learn SO much about acting in front of a camera, and how to make "fake" written situations real. I mean, this is pretty much what I want to do with my life, so I look at this as SUCH an opportunity!
Once again I meant to write a short update, but ended up with an essay..
I shall strive to publish more random thoughts and happenings from now on!
Peace out!
onsdag 27. mai 2009
One down, five to go!
Dear all of my millions of readers...
So today i finished my first exam which was okay. I'm finally convinced that my teacher actually has a heart, as she today gave us questions she knows we all more or less can answer. The class is called French prose. It's a bit annoying, but at least i learn quite a lot. But i'm really psyched that I will NEVER have to write about "L'étranger" (The stranger) or "La femme rompue" (The woman destroyed)... Knock on wood! Well, i still have my oral exam in the same subjet in a couple of weeks, but speaking French has always been easier than writing french. For me, at least. So that's one out of six exams. It's actually really weird how badly I dread exams before the whole exam period start, but once I've sat through my first one, it isn't that bad. So my next one is this friday, which pretty much gives me today and tomorrow to study. And I'm not studying right now, so... Good luck, me! Anyways, in general, I think exams are overrated. I mean it's not THAT bad. And there are more important things in life.. And yes, i KNOW that bar exams and that crap is really important, as they decide the whole future for certain people, but.. Come on! There is so much more to life to be excited about!
Yeah, well that's enough motivational speaking for today.
I have to go study now (..but I'll probably end up watching How i met your mother all day, which I recently realized is LEGEN... wait for it... DARY!)
-Peace
So today i finished my first exam which was okay. I'm finally convinced that my teacher actually has a heart, as she today gave us questions she knows we all more or less can answer. The class is called French prose. It's a bit annoying, but at least i learn quite a lot. But i'm really psyched that I will NEVER have to write about "L'étranger" (The stranger) or "La femme rompue" (The woman destroyed)... Knock on wood! Well, i still have my oral exam in the same subjet in a couple of weeks, but speaking French has always been easier than writing french. For me, at least. So that's one out of six exams. It's actually really weird how badly I dread exams before the whole exam period start, but once I've sat through my first one, it isn't that bad. So my next one is this friday, which pretty much gives me today and tomorrow to study. And I'm not studying right now, so... Good luck, me! Anyways, in general, I think exams are overrated. I mean it's not THAT bad. And there are more important things in life.. And yes, i KNOW that bar exams and that crap is really important, as they decide the whole future for certain people, but.. Come on! There is so much more to life to be excited about!
Yeah, well that's enough motivational speaking for today.
I have to go study now (..but I'll probably end up watching How i met your mother all day, which I recently realized is LEGEN... wait for it... DARY!)
-Peace
tirsdag 26. mai 2009
Inside jokes...
Hey all...
Even though I probably have a really BIG sixpack under my belly from laughing CONSTANTLY in France during the last 5 weeks, I really missed one thing; Inside jokes! We obviously "made" some inside jokes in Caen (like "Dæven Døtte!", "un monstre", "I'm a singelet!" and "Inside We've english menu and we are happy to speak with you... Welcome in "Greece"!), but for me, the most random and funny inside jokes are the ones i share with Aggi (aka Aggz/Kos' number 1 marathon master ;). I love inside jokes because they are funny n'importe quoi (nomatter what). I can't even count the times Aggi and I have laughed at people saying "eg skjede meg", "eg hva på tur" or "lage pannekakker". And i don't even care if other people don't find it funny, because you know what? They are! So... there!
But one of the funniest must be when people ask for "ice lumps" in stead of ice cubes, or when people write "koob" instead of cube. And do you know what the funniest about inside jokes is? They stay with you forever, even if you forget them for a while, they're still there! And when you keep sharing memories with your friends, inside jokes pop up (to quote Shakira) whenever, wherever.
The three utlimate inside jokes at the moment:
1) "I'm Ted. What's your name?"
2) Youuu shall not paaaaaaass! (although CERTAIN people laugh more than others ;)
3) Lily, ...come on!
And that's just for now! There are more to come in the future!
C'est tout pour aujourd'hui!
-Kristian
Even though I probably have a really BIG sixpack under my belly from laughing CONSTANTLY in France during the last 5 weeks, I really missed one thing; Inside jokes! We obviously "made" some inside jokes in Caen (like "Dæven Døtte!", "un monstre", "I'm a singelet!" and "Inside We've english menu and we are happy to speak with you... Welcome in "Greece"!), but for me, the most random and funny inside jokes are the ones i share with Aggi (aka Aggz/Kos' number 1 marathon master ;). I love inside jokes because they are funny n'importe quoi (nomatter what). I can't even count the times Aggi and I have laughed at people saying "eg skjede meg", "eg hva på tur" or "lage pannekakker". And i don't even care if other people don't find it funny, because you know what? They are! So... there!
But one of the funniest must be when people ask for "ice lumps" in stead of ice cubes, or when people write "koob" instead of cube. And do you know what the funniest about inside jokes is? They stay with you forever, even if you forget them for a while, they're still there! And when you keep sharing memories with your friends, inside jokes pop up (to quote Shakira) whenever, wherever.
The three utlimate inside jokes at the moment:
1) "I'm Ted. What's your name?"
2) Youuu shall not paaaaaaass! (although CERTAIN people laugh more than others ;)
3) Lily, ...come on!
And that's just for now! There are more to come in the future!
C'est tout pour aujourd'hui!
-Kristian
torsdag 14. mai 2009
My Sexy Bébé Kozejenta.
Over the last few weeks I have come to find that a dear, dear friend of mine is not only sweet like a "rose" (in a british accent), but is also quite a funny little bird. During these last few weeks we have spent together in Caen (France), we have had our share of laughs; for example when Hanne (Sexy bébé kozejenta) suddenly shouts: "Nei, daeven DOETTE!" ...This way of expressing oneself in Norwegian is of a kind that is normally only used by the older generation (and by that i mean my grandma..) ... and Hanne.
And why is it that the very SECOND Hanne (who is, fyi, NOT at all a dog person) finds it rather entertaining to pet a very, VERY dirty street dog outside of Bar-O... she is indeed a funny one, Hanne.
Anyays, that is all for today. As for Hanne, she is fine (but still smells a TINY bit of DOG)
Bye folks. xoxo ;)
And why is it that the very SECOND Hanne (who is, fyi, NOT at all a dog person) finds it rather entertaining to pet a very, VERY dirty street dog outside of Bar-O... she is indeed a funny one, Hanne.
Anyays, that is all for today. As for Hanne, she is fine (but still smells a TINY bit of DOG)
Bye folks. xoxo ;)
onsdag 25. mars 2009
11:30 : Ellen!
I'm sitting at home with my mom (who came back to Norway yesterday). Or actually, I'M sitting. My mom is all over the place cleaning, doing laundry and sort of whining in disappointment by the fact that my standards for a clean apartment are not at all the same as my mother's.
It's almost 11:30, and I'm psyched, because ELLEN DeGeneres is on in like 5 minutes! I don't really know why I like it that much, I guess it's kinda like -'Friends'. I mean, their lives only revolve around drinking coffee and laughing at coffee house. It kinda makes you forget about your own problems. Not that I have serious problems that I am constantly thinking of. I just meant that all the things that are on your mind like the bills you should have paid, the homework you should have done and the apartment that you should have cleaned... These all disappear for 45 minutes while I'm watching Ellen or friends. It's not like Oprah or Dr. Phil, where it's all about problems and rapists, drugs, sex, violence etc etc. I actually get more stressed from watching these shows. And I mean what's the point of the whole thing? "Oh no, my granddad tried to rape my dog, I know how we will all get through this! Let's all talk about it and cry on TV!! :D" .... I never really got that.
But Ellen is awesome! AND FUNNY! ...
Anyways, Ellen is starting RIGHT now, so I'm off.
Peace.
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