One down, five to go!

Dear all of my millions of readers...

So today i finished my first exam which was okay. I'm finally convinced that my teacher actually has a heart, as she today gave us questions she knows we all more or less can answer. The class is called French prose. It's a bit annoying, but at least i learn quite a lot. But i'm really psyched that I will NEVER have to write about "L'étranger" (The stranger) or "La femme rompue" (The woman destroyed)... Knock on wood! Well, i still have my oral exam in the same subjet in a couple of weeks, but speaking French has always been easier than writing french. For me, at least. So that's one out of six exams. It's actually really weird how badly I dread exams before the whole exam period start, but once I've sat through my first one, it isn't that bad. So my next one is this friday, which pretty much gives me today and tomorrow to study. And I'm not studying right now, so... Good luck, me! Anyways, in general, I think exams are overrated. I mean it's not THAT bad. And there are more important things in life.. And yes, i KNOW that bar exams and that crap is really important, as they decide the whole future for certain people, but.. Come on! There is so much more to life to be excited about!

Yeah, well that's enough motivational speaking for today.
I have to go study now (..but I'll probably end up watching How i met your mother all day, which I recently realized is LEGEN... wait for it... DARY!)

-Peace

Inside jokes...

Hey all...

Even though I probably have a really BIG sixpack under my belly from laughing CONSTANTLY in France during the last 5 weeks, I really missed one thing; Inside jokes! We obviously "made" some inside jokes in Caen (like "Dæven Døtte!", "un monstre", "I'm a singelet!" and "Inside We've english menu and we are happy to speak with you... Welcome in "Greece"!), but for me, the most random and funny inside jokes are the ones i share with Aggi (aka Aggz/Kos' number 1 marathon master ;). I love inside jokes because they are funny n'importe quoi (nomatter what). I can't even count the times Aggi and I have laughed at people saying "eg skjede meg", "eg hva på tur" or "lage pannekakker". And i don't even care if other people don't find it funny, because you know what? They are! So... there!

But one of the funniest must be when people ask for "ice lumps" in stead of ice cubes, or when people write "koob" instead of cube. And do you know what the funniest about inside jokes is? They stay with you forever, even if you forget them for a while, they're still there! And when you keep sharing memories with your friends, inside jokes pop up (to quote Shakira) whenever, wherever.

The three utlimate inside jokes at the moment:

1) "I'm Ted. What's your name?"
2) Youuu shall not paaaaaaass! (although CERTAIN people laugh more than others ;)
3) Lily, ...come on!

And that's just for now! There are more to come in the future!

C'est tout pour aujourd'hui!
-Kristian

My Sexy Bébé Kozejenta.

Over the last few weeks I have come to find that a dear, dear friend of mine is not only sweet like a "rose" (in a british accent), but is also quite a funny little bird. During these last few weeks we have spent together in Caen (France), we have had our share of laughs; for example when Hanne (Sexy bébé kozejenta) suddenly shouts: "Nei, daeven DOETTE!" ...This way of expressing oneself in Norwegian is of a kind that is normally only used by the older generation (and by that i mean my grandma..) ... and Hanne.

And why is it that the very SECOND Hanne (who is, fyi, NOT at all a dog person) finds it rather entertaining to pet a very, VERY dirty street dog outside of Bar-O... she is indeed a funny one, Hanne.

Anyays, that is all for today. As for Hanne, she is fine (but still smells a TINY bit of DOG)

Bye folks. xoxo ;)